IJordani Hamel ngumbhali, imbongi kunye nomdlali. Ungumhleli ongekhoyo kwenye indawo, i-anthologlogy yombongo weNew Zealand malunga notshintsho lwemozulu epapashwe nguMshicileli weYunivesithi yaseAuckland. Ingqokelela yakhe yokuqokelelwa kwemibongo "yonke into kodwa yonke into" yapapashwa.
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Ukubuyela kwi-20s yam, ngendiyigxotha ingcinga yokuba ndenzekile kwi-minutiae yenyani yokwenyani. Ngokukodwa ukuphuhlisa uthando lokubukela, ukuxoxa, kwaye uninzi lwekholeji yeKholeji yeKholeji, endaweni yokuphuhlisa ubuntu bokwenyani ("Ngaba nina banibona lo mboniso ungoyiki").
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Intsapho yam, nangona kunjalo, ayizange yabelana ngokuhleka kwam kwibhanti yenyani engapheliyo yeTV. Abazali bam bangomnye weSizukulwana phambi kweNetflix, iDisney + okanye kwane-MySky. Ngexesha labo, wahlala phantsi kwi-roast yexhwane, wajongile uSizwe seSizwe uJuday Uniley, waza wahlala phantsi kwento eyenzekayo eTV efunwayo. Ke bona oodadewethu, mhlawumbi yingqondo ye-starriarchal eyenziwe nge-starriarchal emva kokuyilwa komzi-mveliso, okanye mhlawumbi yindawo yokuhlala, kodwa i-gesi 00 i-feenter ibonakala ilunge kanye kwiminqweno yabo (i-interney yangaphakathi, Abantu abaziingqondo bayazi ngakumbi.)
Kodwa akukho nanye kwezi finpments yandibambisa ngayo ngaphandle kokuthintela. Umbono wokuhlala kwindlu evuzayo eDunedin kwaye ubukele isibini esiselula kwibhlokhi ukhethe phakathi kobhedu Ukuba ubukele i-masterchef okanye ikhitshi lesihogo seveki kunye ne-gobble up rost okanye i-jono ye-stewak ye-saah efihlakeleyo okanye i-Jono e-Junoit, inqanaba le-cozisochism lifikelela kwinqanaba elitsha. Ke ndiphephe lonke uhlobo, ngubani okhathaleleyo?
Kodwa kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo, yonke into itshintshile. Ndiqala ukuthanda inyani. Ndisekuqaleni ndayifumana kwinguqu yam evela kwi-stoccated on-on eneminyaka engama-20 ubudala ukuya kwiminyaka engama-30 ubudala enobuntu oneminyaka engama-30 ubudala ngothando olutsha lweendlela zokupheka zaseFrance zaseFrance zaseFrance zaseFrance. Nangona kunjalo, ekucingeni, ndabona ukuba yayiyinto engaphezulu.
Into eyakhayo malunga nexesha elidlulileyo leminyaka yeHuliz yeminyaka iye yaba yindawo exhaphakileyo yomsebenzi okude. Oku kuthetha hayi kuphela ihempe encinci kuphela, kodwa ixesha elingakumbi losapho eTistior. Kukho into ekhethekileyo malunga nokuzivumela ukuba ulungelelene nosapho lwakho kunye nokuxabisa izinto ezincinci onokuba ulibele okanye ungekhe ubonakale kuhambo lweveki ye-hectic. Ezi zinto zincinci endizixabisa? Uqikelele. Ibonisa ubusuku kwiTV yoSapho. Kum, le yindlela efanayo yokusela iti emva kwesidlo. Umthombo ozinzileyo, onokuthenjwa wolonwabo lwesibini.
Into eyaqala njengoko ukwamkelwa kwam eguqukayo ngokukhawuleza ndaya kutyalo-mali olugcweleyo. Ngaba ukhe wabona umntu okhulileyo ekhala i-cream ephekiweyo? Kulo nyaka ndibone abantu abathathu kwangaxeshanye: Utata wam, mna noMasterchef Back Geatesnites / umlilo oneminyaka engama-27 ubudala uDaniel ovela eDarwin. Ewe, ndiyazi ukuba le miboniso yenzelwe ukuchukumisa iingcingo zam kwaye ityhalele amaqhosha ovelwano, kodwa ngelo xesha ndicinga ukuba ndiyeke ndisebenzise onke amandla am okugxeka. Libala. Zonke. Fumana intuthuzelo ngokuhambelana. Ngoku ndinayo enye ibhulorho ekhaya, nangona i-artificial. Ndingadibani okanye ndibe lusizi kwelinye icala lokupheka, cofa kwirediyo yakudala yasimahla yeyure, emva koko uxoxe nabazali bam malunga nokusukela okokugqibela. Akukho mntu waziyo ukuba iLake Baikal kwi-Serbia yeyona ichibi elinzulu kwihlabathi, okanye ndixelele udadewethu ukuba ndingakhange ndicinge ukuba kuqhutywa i-chris prker ukuba iqwengiwe, okanye ndibaleke elunxwemeni ngefosholo.
Ngaphandle kokubonakala kancinci, andinguye isidenge ngokupheleleyo. Andisakwazi ukuzizisa ukuba ndinyamekele okanye ndiyiphile i-Recrafting ikhaya lam, kwaye ndisarhweba i-tv yam yeTV yomntu wokwenene. Kodwa njengoko ndikhula kwaye ndifumana ndichitha ixesha elingakumbi kunye nexesha elingakumbi kude nekhaya, ndithuthuzelwe kwinto yokuba usapho lwam lusaya kulityalwa kwindawo ye-carchef ingena kwi-STACHCHE ingena kwi-STACHCHE ingena kwi-STATCHCHE ingena kwi-CHETAYE Ukudanisa kunye neenkwenkwezi sele ziza kuqala kwaye ngethemba naphina, ndiza kuba njalo.